The PWA Presents:
Saturday Night Sizzle
February 3, 2007
Las Vegas, Nevada
Orleans Arena
As we roll into the Orleans Arena, we have Brock Lesnar, wearing some very conspicuous shades pacing around the arena.
From the back door, is the newly appointed President of the PWA, Reed Smith, famous billionaire industrialist, who walks right into Lesnar. Lesnar stands at him trying to intimidate him, but Smith seems unimpressed.
Lesnar starts claiming that the last minutes of the battle royal for the title were unfair, citing that Sting could never beat Brock one on one. Reed asks what that has to do with him not winning a match where the object is to throw your opponent over the top rope.
Brock unimpressed by Reed’s sarcasm demands that he face Sting for the PWA World Heavyweight Championship tonight.
Reed says that because he is in a good mood, he’ll humor Brock. He’ll have Brock compete in a top contenders match and if he wins, he’ll face Sting at CitySlam on March 2 in Witchita, Kansas, but if Brock loses, then let’s just say there would be a fitting punishment.
In our opening contest, newcomer Jack O’Riley defeated veteran Skinner in 15:38 with the Pot Of Gold. Make no mistake, O’Riley is a hefty man, and to see him hit a top rope splash is impressive. O’Riley is calling himself “The Irish Terror,” which did not sit well with the man known as Finlay who attacked O’Riley at the first chance he got, nailing him with the shillelagh stick. Skinner got up and appeared to be in cahoots with Finlay until Finlay cracked him across the skull with the shillelagh. Finlay left to a nice ovation.
King Booker and Queen Sharmell decided to grace us with their presence, and claimed that royalty should be treated differently in the PWA, saying that there are certain minorities that are below him. He specifically mentioned Steve Austin, which the crowd popped for. Booker issued an open challenge to anyone in the locker room, and found himself in a match with Mexican superstar Cibernetico.
King Booker defeated Cibernetico via countout at 8:38 when Queen Sharmell nailed Cibernetico with the scepter. Booker celebrated as if he had won the World Championship, but it would not last long because glass shattered and Steve Austin rushed to the ring. He started fighting with Booker and eventually tossed him over the top rope. Sharmell tried to attack Austin from behind, but it didn’t help. Sharmell then proceeded to take a bath using nothing but the finest cans of Budweiser.
Our backstage interview, Bert Schnick, is with the newly formed team of Taka Michinoku and Shannon Moore. Schnick calls them a new MNM. Moore does the talking for the team. He claims that they are not here to be fodder for everyone else. Moore says that tonight’s first round match in the PWA World Tag Team Title Tournament is the first step into establishing dominance.
In a first round match in the PWA World Tag Team Title Tournament, Taka Michinoku & Shannon Moore defeated Team 3-D in 11:13 to advance in the tournament. Michinoku pinned Devon after hitting the Swinging DDT. Michinoku and Moore aren’t a team to be taken lightly.
King Kong Bundy is at the catering truck gathering food when Doink The Clown, for no reason what so ever, decides to throw a pie in Bundy’s face. Bundy gets irate, and tells Doink to meet him in the ring.
Doink The Clown defeated King Kong Bundy in 6:15 with the Whoopie Cushion. Bundy still had pie on his face. Doink was caught in the corner and Bundy went for an avalanche, but Doink used the squirting flower and a bulldog to take him down. The referee determined that the flower had water, and therefore not a weapon. Bundy was mad, and dragged timekeeper Seymour Schwartz in the ring. Bundy sat on him until security forced him off.
Backstage, Bert Schnick announces that we’ll see two new teams tonight face off in a 1st Round match in the Tag Title Tournament, Rob Van Dam and Matt Hardy, and Kenny Dykstra and Johnny Nitro.
Rob Van Dam & Matt Hardy defeated Johnny Nitro and Kenny Dykstra in 11:25 when RVD pinned Dykstra with a Northern Lights Suplex. RVD and Hardy seemed to blend well as a team due to their similar styles, but Dykstra and Nitro needed to learn a lesson about teamwork, because miscommunication is what cost them this match.
Brock Lesnar is warming up in the back, when Bert Schnick arrives informing him that his opponent is a man Lesnar has quite a history with. That man is Kurt Angle!
In a top contender’s match, Brock Lesnar defeated Kurt Angle in 17:08 with the F-5. Angle and Lesnar went toe to toe here tonight. Lesnar tried for a shooting star press, but Angle had countered with a superplex and a near victory. Lesnar got caught in the Ankle Lock, but Lesnar used his power to break it, and then Lesnar, with a much more determined focus nailed Angle with the F-5 for the victory.
Kurt Angle rolled out of the ring after the match surprised at what just happened. Lesnar celebrated in the ring to monstrous boos, but then spotted a fan at ringside wearing a Sting mask. Lesnar grabbed the mask from the fan and pulled out a lighter. He proceeded to set Sting’s mask on fire as the show ended. Talk about a sizzle.
Next Week on Saturday Night Sizzle (February 10, 2007)
we roll into Tuscon, Arizona and we have word that Lesnar will have words for Sting, but will the champion respond?
This and much more, next week!
Saturday Night Sizzle
February 3, 2007
Las Vegas, Nevada
Orleans Arena
As we roll into the Orleans Arena, we have Brock Lesnar, wearing some very conspicuous shades pacing around the arena.
From the back door, is the newly appointed President of the PWA, Reed Smith, famous billionaire industrialist, who walks right into Lesnar. Lesnar stands at him trying to intimidate him, but Smith seems unimpressed.
Lesnar starts claiming that the last minutes of the battle royal for the title were unfair, citing that Sting could never beat Brock one on one. Reed asks what that has to do with him not winning a match where the object is to throw your opponent over the top rope.
Brock unimpressed by Reed’s sarcasm demands that he face Sting for the PWA World Heavyweight Championship tonight.
Reed says that because he is in a good mood, he’ll humor Brock. He’ll have Brock compete in a top contenders match and if he wins, he’ll face Sting at CitySlam on March 2 in Witchita, Kansas, but if Brock loses, then let’s just say there would be a fitting punishment.
In our opening contest, newcomer Jack O’Riley defeated veteran Skinner in 15:38 with the Pot Of Gold. Make no mistake, O’Riley is a hefty man, and to see him hit a top rope splash is impressive. O’Riley is calling himself “The Irish Terror,” which did not sit well with the man known as Finlay who attacked O’Riley at the first chance he got, nailing him with the shillelagh stick. Skinner got up and appeared to be in cahoots with Finlay until Finlay cracked him across the skull with the shillelagh. Finlay left to a nice ovation.
King Booker and Queen Sharmell decided to grace us with their presence, and claimed that royalty should be treated differently in the PWA, saying that there are certain minorities that are below him. He specifically mentioned Steve Austin, which the crowd popped for. Booker issued an open challenge to anyone in the locker room, and found himself in a match with Mexican superstar Cibernetico.
King Booker defeated Cibernetico via countout at 8:38 when Queen Sharmell nailed Cibernetico with the scepter. Booker celebrated as if he had won the World Championship, but it would not last long because glass shattered and Steve Austin rushed to the ring. He started fighting with Booker and eventually tossed him over the top rope. Sharmell tried to attack Austin from behind, but it didn’t help. Sharmell then proceeded to take a bath using nothing but the finest cans of Budweiser.
Our backstage interview, Bert Schnick, is with the newly formed team of Taka Michinoku and Shannon Moore. Schnick calls them a new MNM. Moore does the talking for the team. He claims that they are not here to be fodder for everyone else. Moore says that tonight’s first round match in the PWA World Tag Team Title Tournament is the first step into establishing dominance.
In a first round match in the PWA World Tag Team Title Tournament, Taka Michinoku & Shannon Moore defeated Team 3-D in 11:13 to advance in the tournament. Michinoku pinned Devon after hitting the Swinging DDT. Michinoku and Moore aren’t a team to be taken lightly.
King Kong Bundy is at the catering truck gathering food when Doink The Clown, for no reason what so ever, decides to throw a pie in Bundy’s face. Bundy gets irate, and tells Doink to meet him in the ring.
Doink The Clown defeated King Kong Bundy in 6:15 with the Whoopie Cushion. Bundy still had pie on his face. Doink was caught in the corner and Bundy went for an avalanche, but Doink used the squirting flower and a bulldog to take him down. The referee determined that the flower had water, and therefore not a weapon. Bundy was mad, and dragged timekeeper Seymour Schwartz in the ring. Bundy sat on him until security forced him off.
Backstage, Bert Schnick announces that we’ll see two new teams tonight face off in a 1st Round match in the Tag Title Tournament, Rob Van Dam and Matt Hardy, and Kenny Dykstra and Johnny Nitro.
Rob Van Dam & Matt Hardy defeated Johnny Nitro and Kenny Dykstra in 11:25 when RVD pinned Dykstra with a Northern Lights Suplex. RVD and Hardy seemed to blend well as a team due to their similar styles, but Dykstra and Nitro needed to learn a lesson about teamwork, because miscommunication is what cost them this match.
Brock Lesnar is warming up in the back, when Bert Schnick arrives informing him that his opponent is a man Lesnar has quite a history with. That man is Kurt Angle!
In a top contender’s match, Brock Lesnar defeated Kurt Angle in 17:08 with the F-5. Angle and Lesnar went toe to toe here tonight. Lesnar tried for a shooting star press, but Angle had countered with a superplex and a near victory. Lesnar got caught in the Ankle Lock, but Lesnar used his power to break it, and then Lesnar, with a much more determined focus nailed Angle with the F-5 for the victory.
Kurt Angle rolled out of the ring after the match surprised at what just happened. Lesnar celebrated in the ring to monstrous boos, but then spotted a fan at ringside wearing a Sting mask. Lesnar grabbed the mask from the fan and pulled out a lighter. He proceeded to set Sting’s mask on fire as the show ended. Talk about a sizzle.
Next Week on Saturday Night Sizzle (February 10, 2007)
we roll into Tuscon, Arizona and we have word that Lesnar will have words for Sting, but will the champion respond?
This and much more, next week!
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