PWA Saturday Night Sizzle - February 10, 2007

PWA Saturday Night Sizzle
February 10, 2007
Tuscon, Arizona
The Tuscon Arena

We roll into the Tuscon Arena, anxious to get started with tonight’s program, but newly crowned number one contender to the PWA World Heavyweight Championship, Brock Lesnar stalks towards the ring.

Lesnar wants to stack the odds in his favor at CitySlam on March 2. He calls out Sting, claiming that Sting couldn’t last 10 minutes in the ring with him. Sting arrives on the scene and disputes it.

President Reed Smith arrives and settles this debate. He makes a 10-Minute Challenge for tonight’s main event. If Brock can beat Sting in within 10 minutes, then he can pick the stipulation for the main event at CitySlam, and if Sting goes for the 10 minutes, then Sting can pick the match. Both men seem satisfied with this.

In our opening contest, King Kong Bundy defeated Eugene in 4:35 with the Avalanche. Bundy, angry from being played with by Doink, took his aggression out on Eugene, who tried his best. Bundy sought to injure Eugene by nailing him with a second avalanche. Doink came to Eugene’s rescue, but Bundy’s damage was done, and Eugene was carried out on a stretcher.

Finlay’s attack on Jack O’Riley is shown from last week.

Finlay defeated Skinner via pinfall in 16:01. It was only natural that Skinner wanted a match after Finlay clocked him in the head with the shillelagh. Two veterans went at it here, and showed that they still have what it takes. After a ref bump, Skinner tried to use the shillelagh, but Finlay stole it and used it himself and got the pinfall after the referee came to.

Jack O’Riley came out to the stage, carrying something very odd on his back. It was a giant green sack, and it contained Little Bastard. O’Riley heaved Bastard over his head, warning Finlay not to come any closer, but Finlay called O’Riley’s bluff. It was all for not, as O’Riley tossed Bastard off the stage through a stack of tables filled to the edges with corned beef. Paramedics raced to the scene as O’Riley laughed with terror. These two will go one on one at CitySlam.

In a 1st round match in the PWA World Tag Team Title Match, The Ultimate Maniacs (Randy Savage and The Ultimate Warrior) defeated Star Power (“The Rising Star” Gregory Helms and “The True Star” Adam Riggs) in 7:49 via countout. Helms and Riggs seemed to flow well as a team, but it was the shock of seeing Savage and Warrior together again that amazed the crowd. The power of the Warrior seemed to be too much for Helms & Riggs, as they decided that rather than risk injury or their pretty faces, they’ll walk out and live to fight another day. The crowd booed heavily for this.

In easily the best match of the night, and a 1st round match in the Tag Title Tournament, the newly formed team of Lance Storm and Dean Malenko defeated The British Bulldog & Owen Hart in 17:37 when Lance pinned the Bulldog with the Superkick. Malenko and Storm are wrestling talent at its finest, but Bulldog and Owen were no slouches either. This match could have gone either way, but it Storm’s clever countering that won this match.

In a rematch from last week, King Booker w/ Sharmell defeated Cibernetico in 9:17 after a spinebuster slam. This was straight forward, and Cibernetico could not fight both Sharmell and Booker.

Booker demanded that Cibernetico kiss his feet after the match, but Steve Austin’s music sounded. Booker awaited Austin facing the entrance, but Austin came from the crowd and leaped onto Booker with a Thesz press, and it looked like Booker was going to get a Stunner, but he got away just in time.

It was time for the main event. Brock Lesnar and Sting both got in the ring, but Lesnar asked the referee to check Sting. Sting checked out clean.

In the main event, Brock Lesnar defeated Sting via countout in 7:06. This escalated quickly into a brawl that took a turn to the outside. What Sting didn’t know is that Lesnar was hiding a pair of handcuffs in his trunks. He rammed Sting into the ring post, then cuffed his leg to the ring post. Sting couldn’t answer the ten count, and Lesnar wins on a technicality, and therefore gets to pick the match at CitySlam. Lesnar stood in the ring, holding the PWA World Title and laughing at the incapacitated Sting.

Next week on Sizzle…

We’re in Colorado Springs, and what does Brock Lesnar have in store for the match at CitySlam.

We’ll find out who are going to fight for the PWA World Tag Team Titles next week as well.

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